January 2011
Reblog if you're not pregnant.
dickfacedamour:
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The Melody Room →
I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking...
The Melody Room →
My newest blog. Entirely music based.
-M
“Happiness hit her like a bullet in the back.”
– Florence + The Machine (via inlovewiththeidea)
Reblog if you live here!
Skin Color
Co-worker: So Melody....how would you describe the color of your skin?
Me: What are you trying to say?!
Co-worker: No no...Would you describe yourself aaas cinnamon???
Co-worker then proceeds to play "Cinnamon Girl" by Neil Young
Drug Dealers
are conducting business outside of 7-11. HAVE to be! Why the fuck would shady individuals be hanging outside of 7-11 at 10:30 pm?! A better question is why was I at 7-11 at that time. None of your fucking business. Let’s focus on the dealers. Carry pepper spray, ladies.
-M
Drinks
I was talking to Dani just now and she reminded me of something that needs to be known to the world. During the summer when we would have “Thirsty Thursdays” at our house every week I invented different levels of drinks based on potency. Here they are (lowest to highest):
1. Cupcake: “Oh… No… I’m driving tonight so I’m not drinking. ...
Having cheap wine and nutella.
Don’t judge me.
I don't understand why...
1. There is always a homeless person standing infront of the Circle K.
2. Everyone is getting married and having babies.
3. Californians can’t drive.
4. Dating is so damn hard.
5. They made that weird Spartacus: Gods of the Arena (OR WHATEVER) filler show. Who gives a fuck?! Just get on with the new Spartacus and the new season.
Bands I Loathe
Nickelback
Linkin Park
Bon Jovi
U2
New Guns N Roses (aka Axl & Friends)
Weight Loss Challenge
My job had a weight loss challenge that started back in early September and ran until early November. I was the biggest loser and won the 1st place money prize. Well we started the challenge again and it’s going to go until April this time. I want to lose 15-20 pounds this time. I think my dream weight would be about 16 pounds lighter then what I am now. This past week was the first...
