December 2009
princessnikita:
have you lost your damn mind?
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I laughed for a whole 60 seconds when I read this. A loud gut wrenching laugh. There’s a list of people I want to ask this question to.
*Mel*
delbertshoopman:
Beer is my girlfriend & Liquor is my mistress
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Wine is my husband. Beer is my fiance. Liquor is the ex-boyfriend that used to beat me on the regular.
*Mel*
Sweet dreams are made of this.
(via useyourillusion)
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I think I’m going to make this my next ringtone. Is that weird or funny?
*Mel*
sigh
allow:
glee is so good. so fucking good.
I heard California knows how to party
biancanorbart:
kushaholic:
Is this true?
Definitely.
Miles to go before I sleep.
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Awesome Things I got to do in LA
jakehurwitz:
In no particular order (Other than most to least favorite.)
- Sat on a roof with a glass of Bourbon and had the best talk ever with my good friend, Mike.
- Saw the sun set in Santa Monica.
- Met a ton of wonderful people. including but not limited to Heather, Big Dog, Samantha, Offer, Jackie, Greg and Jessie.
- Smoked a blunt and danced to Hall and Oates with a porn star. (Not...
Anal Beads
Me: *sits at friend's computer and spots something pink*
Me: .....What is this by your computer? ....Are these anal beads?!?
Friend: No! Pussy beads!
Me: You keep pussy beads on your computer desk?!
Friend: Yeah! It's clean! I haven't used them. I don't know how.
Me: ............ *blinks*
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all the fucking time.
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My, my, my, whiskey and rye, don’t it make you feel so fine?
Right or wrong,...
– Joan Jett (via useyourillusion)